It’s getting so beautiful out, I said.
There’s too much technology and multitasking in your life, I said.
Slow it down, I said.
There’s a nearly-never-used swingset in your backyard, I said.
Life’s too short not to enjoy the simple pleasures, I said.
You’ll enjoy your coffee more, I said.
How peaceful it would be, I said.
Not to self: when attempting to find a place to sit and be with nature and be all contemplative and unplug from the world, try finding a sitting spot that’s a little more stationary.
If anyone asks, I didn’t spill my coffee; I poured one out for my homies on decaf.